Evolution is like someone coming up to you and saying
"I saw your spouse with another person."
"I don't believe you, I have faith in my spouse."
"Ok, I thought you might say that so I have a photo of them going into a restaurant together."
"That proves nothing."
"Here is a photo of them kissing."
"I still have faith, maybe it was a joke."
"Here is a video of them making out and going into the bathroom together."
"A very unfunny joke but I have faith."
"Here is a video of them having sex with the stall door open."
"Well, you see you might have faith in video, but I have faith in my spouse."
It's not faith, it's denial.
"I saw your spouse with another person."
"I don't believe you, I have faith in my spouse."
"Ok, I thought you might say that so I have a photo of them going into a restaurant together."
"That proves nothing."
"Here is a photo of them kissing."
"I still have faith, maybe it was a joke."
"Here is a video of them making out and going into the bathroom together."
"A very unfunny joke but I have faith."
"Here is a video of them having sex with the stall door open."
"Well, you see you might have faith in video, but I have faith in my spouse."
It's not faith, it's denial.
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